EAT THIS SHIT.
Seriously motherfuckers, chocolate does NOT cause acne, pimples, or any skin issues. It does the fucking opposite.
Back in high school, I used to fucking think that shit did, so I didn’t eat chocolate for months on end, only to find out LATER that it had nothing to fuckin do with it. Moron. SMH.
This dark chocolate is 100% dairy-fuckin-free. Certified dope vegan.
What you’ll need & How to make this shit right at home:
- 1 scoop of cocoa powder & 1/2 scoop of cocoa nips. Pour it into a bowl. (so many anti-fuckin-oxidants & flavonoids, the ultimate fucking fighters against diseases and shit). If you don’t have it at home, go out and buy this shit and start sprinkling it on every fucking thing. I throw it in my morning cereal, smoothies, and what not.
- Pour 1 table spoon of warmed up almond milk or warm water, if you don’t like the taste of the almond milk. Slowly add more table spoons of this shit. You want to go for a THICK creamy texture. Mix it well.
- Add 1 Tea Spoon of Vanilla Extract or 1 Vanilla Pod (optional for flavor)
- Now add 1 Table Spoon of brown raw sugar. If you want more sweetness add honey. The more you add, the sweeter the chocolate finish. RELAX your Nipples. We’re trying to prevent diabetes here, not get it. Mix well until grounded sugar has melted into the chocolate.
- If the cocoa nibs & sugar are not melting properly, place it in the oven or microwave for 3-5 minutes.
- Add crushed almonds into the creamy mixture (also optional)
- Pour into the container shape you like. I used a smiley one as you can fucking see & let cool in the fridge.
If you want an ice cream finish, cool its ass in the freezer.
If you’re just a LAZY muthafucka, buy dark choc, BUT with 50% cocoa or more & eat it like a fucking BOSS.